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You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Mornin': Surviving the South with Sweet Tea-Flavored Vodka, Chicken Salad, and Jesus (CD)

By: Celia Rivenbark (Author)


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A latest volume of essays by the author of Belle Weather and Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank pokes fun at such subjects as cat whisperers, action-figure Jesus dolls, and celebrity self-improvement tips. Read by the author. Simultaneous.

From the author of the bestselling classics "We're Just Like You," "Only Prettier," and "Bless Your Heart, Tramp," comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose. Topics include such gems as:

- Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate

- How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life

- Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering

- Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?

- Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time

- Airlines serving up one hot mess

- Action figure Jesus

- Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter

- And much more

Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, "You Can't Drink All Day if You Don't Start in the Mornin' "is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.



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