The more seriously its participants take their assignments--namely to deliver high-decibel Christmas cheer wrapped in screaming guitar solos and pummeling percussion--the better this compilation of hair metal versions of seasonal songs works. Unsurprisingly, the metal masters Dokken come off best with a classily arranged version of "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town," though you wouldn't object to finding Stryper's rocking "Winter Wonderland" and Queensryche's gloriously over-the-top version of "White Christmas" under your tree, either.